Couldn't resist clicking the cow, could you?
I occasionally serve as mascot to the Pescadero Arts and Fun Festival (PAFF). For those who don't know, Pescadero is a swell little town on the Northern California coast, located between Santa Cruz and Half Moon Bay.
Please note the actual un-retouched photo at left. Yup, that's me wearing my Paffy costume! I sashay up on stage during set changes and play all your favorites: The theme from "Star Trek" (with the original lyrics), "Get Off My Cow" (or is that "Cloud?") by the Rolling Stones and many, many more. This year I promise to learn "Don't Fence Me In." I'll also add some lap steel tunes to my set, as long as the udders don't get in the way.
Aren't you glad you asked?
[Please, just take me back to the GOOD STUFF]